Daft Draft
Putting all of your windows in your car down during the winter time and playing Daft Punk at a very high volume.
Daft Draft by roverdog4 April 18, 2010
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eva afta daft & dafta by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010
Daft Punk
In the early 90's, Thomas Bangalter and Guy Manuel de Homem-Christo said, "Fuck terrible music!" and created Daft Punk, the French-born Androids created by the will of the universe to change music forever. To distinguish themselves from other musicians of lesser importance, they clad themselves in metal and leather, and kickass helmets to boot. They created albums like Human After All, Alive, Discovery, and Homework. Then, in the summer of 2011, the infamous musical scourge DUBSTEP was created. Accompanied by the witch-harpie-dyke Skrillex, they plunged the world of music into a bass-heavy Hell, filled with a whole generation of club-goers that awkwardly nod their heads to the WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB and wonder how the hell they're supposed to dance to this shit. With Daft Punk seemingly gone from the Earth, it seemed that the future of music was doomed.
But hope came in the form of an unexpected ad during a 2013 SNL episode, when a 16-second blip of rhythm and funk was immortalized in the remixes on YouTube. Daft Punk had returned, with a new album called RAM and single set for April 19- "Get Lucky." As soon as the single released, there were multiple accounts of cranial implosion, comatose states of euphoria, and eargasms. It seemed that Daft Punk had taken the first shot in the war against Dubstep. The worlds of both old-school and new age wait with bated breath, hoping against hope that Daft Punk can prevail against Dubstep, and usher the world into a new musical era of funk.
But hope came in the form of an unexpected ad during a 2013 SNL episode, when a 16-second blip of rhythm and funk was immortalized in the remixes on YouTube. Daft Punk had returned, with a new album called RAM and single set for April 19- "Get Lucky." As soon as the single released, there were multiple accounts of cranial implosion, comatose states of euphoria, and eargasms. It seemed that Daft Punk had taken the first shot in the war against Dubstep. The worlds of both old-school and new age wait with bated breath, hoping against hope that Daft Punk can prevail against Dubstep, and usher the world into a new musical era of funk.
Dude 1- "Man, I hate all these Daft Punk puns, they just get annoying."
Dude 2- "What are you talking about? Their new single was released on your birthday! It's like they created a song just for you!"
Dude 1- "Yeah, I guess they are Human After All."
Old Guy- "Back in my day, these Daft Punk guys were awesome! I saved a vinyl for my future grandkids, so they could know real music."
His 13-year-old bitch of a granddaughter- "Ew, grandpa, no one uses vinyls anymore. And I'VE never heard of these guys. But I guess if Skrillex can fuck a floppy disk and call it music, what have I got to lose?"
Dude 2- "What are you talking about? Their new single was released on your birthday! It's like they created a song just for you!"
Dude 1- "Yeah, I guess they are Human After All."
Old Guy- "Back in my day, these Daft Punk guys were awesome! I saved a vinyl for my future grandkids, so they could know real music."
His 13-year-old bitch of a granddaughter- "Ew, grandpa, no one uses vinyls anymore. And I'VE never heard of these guys. But I guess if Skrillex can fuck a floppy disk and call it music, what have I got to lose?"
Daft Punk by alongwindedstoryteller April 22, 2013
Daft o'clock
Time of day. When someone has to get up far earlier than usual, it's daft o'clock. Generally, anything before dawn is daft o'clock.
Daft o'clock by Guileastes March 27, 2010
Daft Punk
Thomas Bangalter and Guy-Manuel de Homem Christo are the robo-gods of French house. They are:
1. Awesome
2. Robots, hot robots.
Despite becoming rather popular, they haven't let their fame rob them of talent. Made the famous songs Da Funk, Around the World, and Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger. Only a fool wouldn't like them.
1. Awesome
2. Robots, hot robots.
Despite becoming rather popular, they haven't let their fame rob them of talent. Made the famous songs Da Funk, Around the World, and Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger. Only a fool wouldn't like them.