Science cant explain it, but if you're a father, there is a good chance your penis is thick and juicy like a beer-simmered bratwurst; a Dad Hog if you will.
Was in the locker room the other day and Larry whips off his towel to take a shower. Dude has a dad hog that looks like barbequed bratwurst!
by supaflysnooka June 03, 2020