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Dirka's gonna dirk

A derogatory phrase used to explain the inevitable, violent, often explosive behavior encountered any time large groups of Islamic individuals gather.

Derived by substituting the word "Dirka" in place of "Hater", in the popular phrase "Hater's gonna hate."

"Dirka" being satirical, stereotypical gibberish spoken by Jihadists in the film "Team America: World Police."

The phrase is a modern day, shortened adaptation of the ancient parable "The Scorpion and the Frog" - a fable used to illustrate the view that the behavior of some creatures, or of some people, is irrepressible, no matter how they are treated and no matter what the consequences.
Civilized Person 1: "Dude, did you hear about that suicide bombing that killed all those women and children in Pakistan? Why would anybody strap a bomb to themselves and walk into a crowd of innocent people buying groceries?"

Civilized Person 2: "Dirka's gonna dirk."

Civilized Person 1: "Oh yeah, I forgot."
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Sucka Ducka's 

When you feel those haters hating, put your sucka ducka's on...
Sucka Ducka's by Lettnician October 17, 2008

Lil Durk's Twerk & Jerk

When your significant other twerks on you and works your weiner with hand sanitizer while listening to Lil Durk.
My wife of 7 years gave me Lil Durk's Twerk & Jerk.

derka scooter 

The act of giving a girl anal sex while holding her hair with two hands in a handle bar position until she starts farting uncontrolably and sounds like a moped.
Did you hear casmo gave that bitch the Derka Scooter all night long then drove her home on his goped?

DIRKA SQUIRTS 

Acquiring dangerously explosive diarehia from eating east indian food.
Golly gosh billy bob, i gots a bad case o' them dirka squirts from that curry chicken last night.
DIRKA SQUIRTS by AzyChillz July 9, 2009

durk stand 

Essentially, durk stand represents the feelings within us which cause anger, arousal, and influence our flippant whimsy.

Durk Stand fo lyfe, niqqa.
Wallahi fucking turtle durk stand

Bro, I'm durk standing so hard in my pants.

Bill Nye likes munging. It stands his durk.
durk stand by Bitchdick. April 11, 2014

Durka-Durkastan 

In reference to Team America: World police the movie. A made up place.
Durka-Durkastan by T-mac9000 April 16, 2008