drop the kids

To take a shit - short for Drop The Kids Off At The Pool

Back in a sec, just gonna drop the kids.

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

drop the kids off

taking a shit also refered to as "dropping the kids off".

boss:why were you late john? john:sorry sir i had to drop the kids off. boss:you don't have kids though john. john:you've got to be the stupidest guy i've ever met you dumbass.!

by bobby faget September 22, 2005

drop the kids at the pool

Evacuating the lower bowell, squeezing out a darkie, doing a poo!!

Wait a minute, i just have to drop the kids at the pool then we can go out.

by jamesbrown April 21, 2003

drop the kids off

Take a #2

After eating all that Mexican food, I had to go drop the kids off.

by Vijay June 10, 2003

drop the kids off

When you dont want to say i have to poop or take a dump

Hey, i'll be right back, I gotta drop the kids off and they are in a hurry!

by slingerboy July 30, 2008

dropping the kids at the pool

When you get the intense feeling of a desperate need to take a BIG shit!!

Man can I call you back, I need to drop the kids off at the pool.

by megan July 07, 2004

dropping the kids at the pool

doing a number two.

Ed the boss: "Charles, where have you been, you've been away from your desk for ages"
Charles: "Sorry Ed, I've just had to drop the kids at the pool"

by trunky March 30, 2004