drink this

This can be found written on the side of a bottle containing some serious juice. Its basically a jungle juice of many liquors, but is usually balanced enough to be somewhat drinkable.

Usual Ingredients Include:
Grain Alcohol(190 proof)
Bacardi 151
Green Dragon(THC and Grain Alcohol)
Absinthe(The real stuff!)
Usually schnapps are added to balance the taste. Non-Alcoholic beverages are not permitted in this bottle.

"You should drink this" "No way man, I've herd about that shit!"

"I drank half of the 'Drink This' bottle and I can't remember what happened after that."

by The Moon Man on the Moon December 30, 2008

Drink This over

Sort of like "Think this over" only with diminished decision making faculties. Usually poor decisions come from this course of action. The act of making a decision fueled by booze.

Gee let me see... You want me to come to your hotel room and get naked with you. Let me drink this over a minute will you. Ok... whats the worst that can happen.

by word jockey April 11, 2015

Too Drunk For This Chicken

Not being able to understand something, can not comprehend something, or can not handle something.

Example 1-
Guy 1: "This math test is so hard! What's the answer to number 5??"
Guy 2: "Dude i don't know, I'm way too drunk for this chicken!"

Example 2-
Guy 1: "Dude, i didn't know you could bench 225! Let me give it a shot"
Guy 2: "Ha, come on man, you're too drunk for this chicken."
Guy 1: "Man i ain't no Puss"

by ClydeBarker October 24, 2009

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken

1. A quote from the late, great Colonel Sanders 2. A phrase that instantly nullifies all of your opponents points, arguments, etc. 3. The greatest comeback ever

Person 1: "The sky is obviously yellow"
Person 2: "Are you kidding me? That's ridiculous, first of all, the sky is no single color, but a multitude of colors, which reflect to us as a blueish color"
Person 1: "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"
Person 2: "Damn"

by forcedlife94 December 16, 2011

im posting this while drunk

When you post something while under the influence of loneliness and boredom

Im posting this while drunk

by Owner of a local car November 11, 2022

Drinkthink

Thoughts that occur to a person while under the influence of drinking alcohol.

Why do I always have such great drinkthinks after my second glass of scotch, but can't remember any of them the next day?

by Rhondaa March 24, 2025