dookie howser 

The act of sandwiching a fresh steamy piece of fecal matter between the married ass-cheeks of one partner and the second (female or fat "man-tittie" endowed) partner's tits.

Ass to boob poop-fucking.

Last night I was banging this chick, and she was like, "give me a 'doogie howser,'" and I was like, "what the hell is that?" "NO," she said, "a DOOKIE HOWSER -- as in HOUSING a DOOKIE!"

dookie howser by Neal Patrick Harris, MD January 31, 2009

Dookie Howser 

Derived from the child-doctor prodigy Doogie Howser. It refers to herb-ass prodigies. Kids that are the wackest of the wack.

That dude is a herb-- a regular Dookie Howser.

Dookie Howser by Lou Cheech October 16, 2008

doogie howser 

Coined from the 80's TV Show of the same name, a "Doogie Howser" is some kid with a genius level IQ. They generally excel in all academics, and are smarter than their peers.

Phil: Hey Steve, it's Friday night! You wanna party?
Steve: No, I need to stay in and peruse my studies. I have that Calculus exam in a week, and I need to prepare myself.
Phil: Okay Doogie Howser...have fun nerding it up!

doogie howser by ed rogers March 23, 2005

Doogie Howser 

1. Character portrayed by Neil Patrick Harris “Doogie Howser M.D.” from 1989 – 1993.
2. Someone who resembles this same character who is a total nerd.

Jerry: "Look at the way Fredrick parked his whip!"
James: "Who?"
Jerry: "You know, Doogie Howser!"
James: "Oh, Doogie, what an Ass Muncher!"
Jerry: "Yea he's a total Root Hugger!"

Doogie Howser by Lick D. Nutz November 11, 2006

Doogie Howser 

To turn off the monitor on your computer when someone enters the room, like NPH did on his show.

"Did you just Doogie Howser your screen?"
"Yeah, I don't want you to look at my porn."

Doogie Howser by Dr. Armadillo April 6, 2010

Doogie Howser 

Doogie Howser; a small piece of poo which remains stuck to the hair in the entrance of the asshole after making stool. Named after an American TV show in the early 1990's Starring Neil Patrick Harris (NPH).

Mark: "Samantha? Can you give me a hand in the bathroom? I have a Doogie Howser and I need you to cut it out for me"

Doogie Howser by SaharaLee January 27, 2011

dookie stanky houser 

When something is not cool...and/or not raw

Yao dat pussy smell like dookie stanky houser.

dookie stanky houser by biz papa spence and diw 6 duece reppin to the March 29, 2003