dnurk
1. To be extremely drunk, as spelled by one who is drunk.
2. A way to talk about being drunk without people (parents, teachers, etc) finding out.
3. Definitely Not Under Reacting (to) Kangaroos
2. A way to talk about being drunk without people (parents, teachers, etc) finding out.
3. Definitely Not Under Reacting (to) Kangaroos
1. Dude: This party is awesome! I'm so dnurk right now.
Dude 2: Don't you mean 'drunk?'
Dude: Nah man, I had like ten beers. I'm totally dnurk.
2. (in class)
Student 1: Yo, did you go to Alex's party last night?
Student 2: Yeah, we all got so drunk!
Teacher: Excuse me, did I hear you were drunk? You know you're underage.
Student 1: Uh, no, teacher, he said dnurk, not drunk.
Teacher: Oh, okay, my mistake.
3. Girl: This vacation to Australia is awesome! Holy crap a kangaroo just came into our hotel!
Guy: Meh, it's ok I guess.
Girl: Why are you under reacting? It's a freaking kangaroo!
Guy: Don't worry, I'm DNURK.
Girl: Oh, ok.
Dude 2: Don't you mean 'drunk?'
Dude: Nah man, I had like ten beers. I'm totally dnurk.
2. (in class)
Student 1: Yo, did you go to Alex's party last night?
Student 2: Yeah, we all got so drunk!
Teacher: Excuse me, did I hear you were drunk? You know you're underage.
Student 1: Uh, no, teacher, he said dnurk, not drunk.
Teacher: Oh, okay, my mistake.
3. Girl: This vacation to Australia is awesome! Holy crap a kangaroo just came into our hotel!
Guy: Meh, it's ok I guess.
Girl: Why are you under reacting? It's a freaking kangaroo!
Guy: Don't worry, I'm DNURK.
Girl: Oh, ok.
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