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Diversion

A way to get people to focus on something else, such as when somebody wants to take people's attention away from similarities between their own country and a near-dictatorship and distract them with a story about a country overseas somewhere.
The girl told a story about Belarus, which despite her description of the country as being a near-dictatorship, was one of the few countries that wasn't on a lockdown at this time. It was a good diversion from events in her own country.
by Solid Mantis April 2, 2020
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A program created by the government to help "troubled teens" who find themselves in a position to getting a charge against them. to keep them "out of the court" the kids are accepted into a diversion program. Through the whole thing, the government, the teens and the parents waste a whole lot of time and whole of tax dollars, ameliorating absolutely nothing. When getting a ticket would have been a better option in the first place.
Teen #1: Dude, did you hear? That girl told us for denting mailboxes?
Teen #2: Oh, dont worry dude, we just got diversion.
Teen#1: OHHH NOOO!

Teen #3: Duuuude, im just gonna go to court, like a smart kid.
by WithaK123 January 12, 2011
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Bob Sagget: Look up there! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a diversion!

Bob Faggot: Where?!
by BOB OF SAGGET February 18, 2010
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facebook is the best diversion since myspace.
by FluxCapacitor9 April 1, 2009
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I have my suspicions regarding that Diversion. No, I bleave that Diversion, don't ye?
by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008
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1:"Please try to create a diversion from the police."
2:"Can you be a diversion for the cops while I hide the body?"
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Diversion Ring

When a good looking women uses an ordinary ring on her wedding finger to make strangers believe she is engaged/married, and to divert prowling men away from them.

Also known as CBR (Cock Block Ring) The death of all men on the pull.
Victim - Hey gurl, Can I grab you a drink cause you my type babe?

Woman - Look at the finger durrr!!!

Victims Friends - Man you've just been fucked by the Diversion Ring!!
by bENbENocONNELL March 20, 2017
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