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Diversion 

A way to get people to focus on something else, such as when somebody wants to take people's attention away from similarities between their own country and a near-dictatorship and distract them with a story about a country overseas somewhere.
The girl told a story about Belarus, which despite her description of the country as being a near-dictatorship, was one of the few countries that wasn't on a lockdown at this time. It was a good diversion from events in her own country.
Diversion by Solid Mantis April 2, 2020
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Diversion 

A program created by the government to help "troubled teens" who find themselves in a position to getting a charge against them. to keep them "out of the court" the kids are accepted into a diversion program. Through the whole thing, the government, the teens and the parents waste a whole lot of time and whole of tax dollars, ameliorating absolutely nothing. When getting a ticket would have been a better option in the first place.
Teen #1: Dude, did you hear? That girl told us for denting mailboxes?
Teen #2: Oh, dont worry dude, we just got diversion.
Teen#1: OHHH NOOO!

Teen #3: Duuuude, im just gonna go to court, like a smart kid.
Diversion by WithaK123 January 12, 2011

Diversion 

Bob Sagget: Look up there! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a diversion!

Bob Faggot: Where?!
Diversion by BOB OF SAGGET February 18, 2010

Diversion 

facebook is the best diversion since myspace.
Diversion by FluxCapacitor9 April 1, 2009

Diversion 

The official version of what really happened to Di
I have my suspicions regarding that Diversion. No, I bleave that Diversion, don't ye?

Diversion 

1:"Please try to create a diversion from the police."
2:"Can you be a diversion for the cops while I hide the body?"

Diversion Ring 

When a good looking women uses an ordinary ring on her wedding finger to make strangers believe she is engaged/married, and to divert prowling men away from them.

Also known as CBR (Cock Block Ring) The death of all men on the pull.
Victim - Hey gurl, Can I grab you a drink cause you my type babe?

Woman - Look at the finger durrr!!!

Victims Friends - Man you've just been fucked by the Diversion Ring!!