Dichter Scale

The apparatus used to measure the magnitude of a girthquake. Similar to the Richter Scale used in Seismology.

Jay's girthquake measured 8.0 on the dichter scale and had Jill screaming for more.

by Jamon26 July 27, 2008

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dichter scale

The current 10-point scale of a girl's looks, only taking into account her dickableness.

That chick so ugly, she a negative five on the dichter scale!

by bimbo baggins April 4, 2009

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the scale used to measure the magnitude of sex. the registered number is usually derived from the actual size of the dick.

that dude was HUGE! a 9.5 on the dichter scale! a total girthquake!

by goldenboyswift January 11, 2011

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A dichter monger is the epitome of someone who is a hypocritical, psychotic, shit ass cunt eater in a female dominant relationship.

You know, I can't even think of the word to describe you... You are simply a fucking dichter monger!! (BITCH)

by marblecollector July 28, 2012

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