Noun. A loud and sexually frustrated humanoid, who is constantly masterbating over pictures of guys with black dicks. He goes to the gym often to work up a sweat and then drink it, and also to perve on innocentgirls who he wants to punish with his pork sword.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.