D.t.s 

Down. To. Smoke

“Are you down to smoke a joint”
“Are you D.T.S?”

D.t.s by Gyros97 June 4, 2021

D.T.'s 

Abbreviation for "Digital Tits." The image of a girl's breats captured in the frame of a digital camera.

"I went to a party last night and this girl started stripping; I pulled out my camera and got some D.T.'s.

D.T.'s by fingers November 11, 2004

D.T.S. 

Term used by acronym using bisexuals and/or lesbians who are interested in another female, meaning :"Down to Scissor."

Not unlike the term D.T.F. which means, "Down to Fuck."

I'm so fly, I've got all the bitches D.T.S.

D.T.S. by BreeRabbit October 3, 2010

d.t.s.o.m.f. 

down to sit on my face

me: dawg, that chick is tots mcgoates checkin u out!
you: Yeah, but do you think she's d.t.s.o.m.f.?

d.t.s.o.m.f. by balto from new orleans July 31, 2011

d.t.s.d 

down to suck dick

-boy "hey"
- girl " hey...I'm d.t.s.d"

-boy " come by my apartment later and we can arrange something"
-girl " sure thing "

d.t.s.d by tonyonline March 14, 2011

F.m.u.i.n.o.y.d.t.s.m.c.i.m.m 

Fuck
Me
Until
I
Cum
On
Your
Dick
Then
Smash
My
Cunt
In
Multiple

Mounds

Jenny asked her new freaky boyfriend to F.m.u.i.n.o.y.d.t.s.m.c.i.m.m

F.m.u.i.n.o.y.d.t.s.m.c.i.m.m by Shaminah April 18, 2021

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H! by Semmelweis December 16, 2018