D.F.W. 

Short for David Foster Wallace,the definitive writer of our generation.
He wrote variuos essays,short novels, and two proper books:"The Broom Of The System" and The awesome "Infinite Jest".
He hung up himself last September.
He will be missed.

D.F.W. is a genious!

D.F.W. by holybuble February 28, 2009

D.F.W.A.I 

DFWAI is short for Don't Fuckin Worry About It.

Where'd you hide the rest of my liquor? D.F.W.A.I. Bitch!

D.F.W.A.I by TBAGG July 20, 2008

i.d.f.w.p.w.f.w.p.i.d.f.w. 

It stands for: I don't fuck with people who fuck with people I don't fuck with.

Me: I can't stand Marjon. He think he all that. U cool with him

Raven: I.d.f.w.p.w.f.w.p.I.d.f.w.
Me: Huh?
Raven: I don't fuck with people who fuck with people I don't fuck with.
Me: Oh cool ❤💯

i.d.f.w.p.w.f.w.p.i.d.f.w. by YSN Glizzy May 4, 2019

i.w.f.y.b.w.h.a.b.i.d.f.w.d. 

I.wanna.fuck.you.but.without.having.a.baby.I'm.down.for.whatever.DADDY.

"you should uses, i.w.f.y.b.w.h.a.b.i.d.f.w.d. to get it onnnn"

i.w.f.y.b.w.h.a.b.i.d.f.w.d. by anonymousi.l.s December 13, 2020

W.W.F.D.? 

Means what would fobbitt do?

For all those Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, Marines, Coasties who do not leave the wire. Complian because they did not have the favorite food at the chow hall. Bitch when BK, Hardees, KFC, Green Bean, Starbucks, Nathans does not have the noraml meal, drink in stock. Bunch og jammering Kywags. Complain about your uniform being to soil to eat after a patrol in the chow hall

Soldier A--Man the was rough patrol is the chow hall still open
Soldier B- Yeah
Marine- Do you think I can get in there like this.
Air Man- No, I think a fobbitt may be mad.
Sailor, Coastie-- Yeah, man W.W.F.D.?
Marine-- your right I will go change

W.W.F.D.? by 1SG March 19, 2009

D.W.F.S. 

Acronym for Driving While Fucking Stupid: The term used for someone driving in the fast lane at or under the speed limit with their left turn signal on.

Interstate 95

Passenger: What the hell is wrong with this guy in front of us?

Driver: He must be D.W.F.S. because he's been driving 55 in the fast lane with his left blinker on for the last 1/2 mile.

D.W.F.S. by propack April 7, 2011

I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.S.W.A.Y.R.J.S.F 

I
Love
You
But
I
Know
You
Don't
Feel

The

Same

Way
And
You
Rather

Just
Stay
Friends

I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.S.W.A.Y.R.J.S.F ilybikydftswayrjsf

I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.S.W.A.Y.R.J.S.F by sad_BOI2004 November 23, 2021