cuttlefish of cthulhu 

(Noun) From the band Gwar mythos, the lead singer and alien from the planet Scumdogia Oderus Urungus' sexual reproductive organ. It resembles a human male penis and spurts blood when excited. Looks slightly like a huge slug with huge saggy testicles dangling from the base.

Oderus had his cuttlefish of cthulhu confiscated in South Carolina by the cops.

cuttlefish of cthulhu by Robbie M September 14, 2007

Human Cuttlefish 

A beta male, whose tactic to access females is to appear “harmless”, a “male feminist”. This tactic is an attempt to manipulate females to put down their guard, and “trust” that he’s “different from OTHER men”. Will make strong statements denigrating alpha men as being toxic, hyper masculine, and dangerous. Is really just trying to get a sympathy fuck, or boobie pics.

Be careful of that Human Cuttlefish that’s sidling up beside you and just wants to be “friends”! He’ll roofie your drink the first chance he gets!

Human Cuttlefish by MamaMac27 April 25, 2020

cattled 

cattle truck: "fuck" (rhyming slang)
"cattled" cattle trucked "fucked"

were cattled!

cattled by David December 9, 2003

cuntledingus 

Used to describe one or many idiots that choose to perform cunnilingus for public viewing.

Did you see that cuntledingus? Fuhhhh

I wasnt a huge fan of that porno, there were too many cuntledingi

cuntledingus by _Tbaby February 19, 2020

cuttlefishing 

Hanging around in groups of women and acting like they do so as to fool other males into thinking you are not a threat. At the same time you show off many of your manly qualities to the woman to try and get them to sleep with you. Comes from Wild Cuttlefish changing half of their camouflage, the bit facing another male, to female colours while putting on an amazing colour display on the side facing the female. This is so they can mate easily without fighting with other males.

I went out with all my female friends from work last night, to a cocktail bar talking about summer clothes, babies and relationships I was proper cuttlefishing tying to get in their pants.

cuttlefishing by scumbag college dunce June 27, 2014

Cutted 

Synonymous with "owned."

A: "Get cutted, noob!"
B: "Dude that guy cutted you so bad."
C: (After beating the opponent) "Cutted."

Cutted by Toaster4231 August 16, 2016

Hot Butter Cuttlefish 

When a white girl hooks up with a Sri Lankan guy and subsequently pisses all over the floor and/or the bean bag sitting upon it.

That bitch just hot butter cuttlefished Tariq.

Hot Butter Cuttlefish by Tommy Trojan Woot Woot February 8, 2009