Damn, what I wouldn't give to hug those couch cushions!
by datgal March 16, 2011
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1. a stuffed animal a man uses to blow his load.

2. a slutty girl who's only good for one thing...
1. I dunno man, I wouldn't nuzzle with Rob's teddy bear. I'm sure he cum cushioned that earlier today

2. That girl at the party last night is such a cum cushion. I heard that she slept with the whole football team.
by stripparella February 22, 2009
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A girl who is an easy or frequent lay. A slut. A ho.
Man that chick is such a pin cushion, everyone I know has fucked her.
by cutjunkie ? March 5, 2005
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the act of trapping a soccer ball akwardly with your ballsack.
"Did you see him use the seldom-seen Arabian Cushion to trap the ball?"
"Is that why he's sitting out now with an icepack on his nuts?"
by cobra kai fc April 22, 2007
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A nice comfortable layer of fat or "squish" especially around the buttocks area, that provides comfort and allows for exceptionally vigorous humping.
"My girlfriend isn't fat, she's got some awesome cushion for the pushin! Tell me something, don't you get bruises slamming into those bony hips every night?"
by Brandon Jenkins April 30, 2008
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While trying to have sex with a girl anal but your penis is either too large, or the anus is too dry; you wait for her to fart then you shove your penis inside her as it opens up.
Dude, I tried banging her in the ass, but I couldn't so I executed a "Whoopie Cushion."
by c-bizzle a-bizzle November 28, 2009
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a practical joke device consisting of a rubber air bladder that makes a flatulence sound when sat upon
If I sit on another whoopee cushion I'll have to play a prank on they'll never forget.
by The Return of Light Joker September 15, 2009
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