Catholic Curve

The specific manner in which a catholic girl may curve a non-catholic young man.

Often times, an unsuspecting bloke is introduced to an attractive and intelligent catholic girl. She comes onto him first, sometimes even explicity expressing sexual interest in him. The young man and the catholic girl go on a fun date. All interactions surrounding this fresh relationship, such as text conversations, are nothing but enthusiastic, especially from the girl’s end.

The interaction between the two may continue for a bit, but circumstances conducive to sex will never present themselves. The girl may continue to lead on the dude but at some point, the catholic girl will curve him through a combination of ambiguous in-person and texting maneuvers that are unclear in their purpose, but the man takes as rejection.

As a result of the Catholic Curve, a young man may be left frustrated and feeling like he got played, but the experience makes him a wiser man.

The Catholic Curve is a result of a girl’s Catholic upbringing and education. It’s an implicit maneuver, which she may or may not be aware of.
Person 1: “How are things with Steve and that girl Mary?”
Person 2: “Home girl gave him the old Catholic Curve.”

Person 1: “Damn. R.I.P. Steve.”
by UnresolvedParadox August 18, 2018
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S-curve

S-curve is a body movement used to maximize stimulation. Done by moving the position of the pelvis into different positions while engaging in sex.

Doing the S-curve} is a request to have your partner move her/his hips in a rhythm that makes maximum use of the friction in the requesters sexual organ. When moving forward on a mans penis the partner turns their hips upward. On the return stroke the hip are moved downward to stimulate the bottom, more sensitive, part of the penis. It can start slow and become faster as the sexual energy builds or you can maintain a single speed from start to finish.
For women S-curve is having the sexual partner move to find the most stimulating area of the vagina and then combining the stroking to lesser stimulating areas to show the contrast. Can be frustrating to get used to but once you are the energy build to a very high state. Very nice while scissoring.
Stroke me with the S-curve . I am close to climaxing.

Let's do the S-curve.
The s-curve is one of the few things you can learn watching porn.
by Gandword April 05, 2018
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Swerving the curve

When a man takes moves his hands around a curvy-Kardashian like body to feel the pleasure of one’s presence.
When Sarah got home, all she could think about was her boyfriend swerving the curve on her all night long. ;)
by RRRtwat January 25, 2019
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flesh curve

The curvature of the male genitalia to either the left or right
His flesh curve looked odd at first, but once I turned over half way through he was able to get both sides
by TJBurke August 21, 2017
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Curve Farming

The act of telling a peer the wrong answer to a question in order to boost the curve. In doing this you would be screwing your classmate to getting a lower grade, which would boost your grade by receiving a bigger curve.
Josh - Real GDP does not count inflation.
Ethan - Yes it does josh stop curve farming.
by Killerbee Cow January 17, 2025
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curved neck trick

A person with a curved neck (aka) A person that has had a curved object jammed down there neck over and over again ..
E Mac is with that curved neck trick Felicia again .her neck is really curved
by Uncle Burt April 08, 2022
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Jordan Curve Theorem

The Jordan curve theorem states that a non-self intersecting continuous loop in the plane(i.e. a Jordan Curve) divides the plane into an interior and exterior region.

To prove the theorem, we shall us proof by fucking obviousness. It's a closed loop, of course there's going to be an outside and inside. Humans have been making borders and fences for millenia and this still needs to be proven?? What am I supposed to say? It's so bloody obvious!
It's like trying to prove 1+1=2. Why the fuck is this even a theorem? Not even worth to be a Lemma or Corollary tbh. This trivial ass bitch.
"Yo man, you heard of Jordan Curve Theorem? How do I prove it for our upcoming exam", asked John, he was found dead, cut in 25 pieces, by the police after 4 days.
by geno singh March 12, 2024
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