Fucking tubbs. Fatter than a beluga whale.

Goes well with a person called phoebe

A circle tool

A Curtis is a white guy, normally claiming to be 10% black. They usually still live at home with their parents, and are known for having tiny hands and banana dick tattoos. They crash their white Chevrolet trucks over and over again and blame their friends for it. Most, tend to freeze-up when talking to girls, and it's usually a katie that will give them the ol' bambi legs.

Curtis is a very cute and generous person with a bright and charming smile. He makes a room laugh with a simple (occasionally) unfunny joke and is extremely talented , just might not realize it yet. Curtis is extremely handsome and an amazing boyfriend who is very loyal and trustworthy.

Nice eyes,definitely gonna murder me for this

A man with a massive penis and access to all the women he could ever ask for. Due to his massive shlong the world inconveniences him in every way possible but that is not enough to stop him. With his broad lance and incredible stamina he claims the flower of many and builds a harem of sexually dependent women.