Curl One Out

The act of excreting.

- I'm off to the shitters, i need to curl one out
- Oh my god, did you see the poo button, that was sick how he curled out on her chest

by Barclay teh great October 20, 2008

curling one out

Going for a shit.

*Ringring*
Steve "Wassup, Steve here?"
Dave "Just curling one out"
Steve "Dude, why you calling me on the crapper?"

by Gruff Eddie April 28, 2010

Curl one out

To defaecate, usually making a curly shaped faeces.

On a Sunday morning I love to curl one out whilst reading the papers.

by BanusAnimal July 26, 2008

Curl one out

Have a poo.

I need to curl one out.

by jasper asper March 07, 2018

Curled one out

Had a poo

'Ralph my puppy, curled one out while I ate my dinner. '

by W25kye September 22, 2017

Curling one out

When one excretes into the toilet basin in a manner similar to the curling of a mr whippy

Where have you been?, sorry ive been a while i was curling one out.

by Uncle boozer July 02, 2018