cum laude

cumming with great force and war cries

I need you to cum laude so the neighbors can hear, too.

by bigblueinmysmurf June 9, 2016

cum laude

academic distinction.

Summa cum laude : the best
Magna cum laude : very good
Cum laude : good, but not that good.

I am so sapiosexual, I need a man who graduated cum laude

by CocoFrench June 29, 2013

Cum laude

The act of rolling up a high school diploma paper then shoving it into a vagina until it is covered in cum then drinking it off the paper.

“I graduated with the cum laude then my boyfriend gave me a cum laude”

by Hungarian Bird Master. September 25, 2025

Suma Cum Laude

Over time, you save up enough cum to fill up an entire waffle iron. Then you use the cum as batter and bam, you got a delicious cum waffle.

Hey Nate, wanna try one of my Suma Cum Laudes sometime?

by Nimmyleezy September 7, 2019

Magna Cum Laude

Latin for "Mega Cum Load". Used to describe exemplary prowess in cumshotting.

It says "Magna Cum Laude" on my resume. My cumshotting ability is a special skill that really makes me stand out from the competition.

by 409010402050 September 11, 2011

summa cum laude

Derives from the latin language... meaning, with (highest) honor

One may receive this phrase on a diploma from college.

by joker May 13, 2005

magna cum laude

Actual definition: adj, adv; with great praise; with high honor
Practical definition: v. to ejaculate with much force, and to do so with high volume

He magna cum lauded all night long!

by Super Heavyweight January 11, 2003