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cum and coke

The act of expelling one's semen into a drink served on ice with added cola.

NOTE* not recommended for diet sodas

Dude, heather and i were playing pong with rum and coke and i totally slipped her the cum and coke. She didn't even see it cumming!
cum and coke by Mike Carini March 17, 2009

Coke Cum Captain Challenge 

The Coke Cum Captain Challenge (CCCC) is explained as follows. While receiving oral sex, the male partner waits until he is about to unleash his kraken. Upon this moment he exclaims "Coke Cum Captain!" and he shoots his load up her/his nose. At this point the girl/guy receiving must keep it up her nose for as long as she/he can say "Coke Cum Captain curses my crotch" 10 times fast. Once accomplished, she/he is the Coke Cum Captain.
Susy completed the Coke Cum Captain Challenge with me last night. It was hilarious when she had jizz hanging out of her nose!

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filth whore, dirty cunt, reference to a twat that lives in the fairfield area.. has BPD and the cookie monster googling EYE
Brittany P DV is the worlds biggest fattest nastiest ugliest cum guzzling gutter slut two dollar whore that sucks dick for coke money

Cum in a Coke® Can 

The act of ejaculating into a drinking Cup, beaker, flask, canteen, goblet, grail, Stein, or various brands of soda cans. Permitting another person to drink it (Note: consensually), gaining a certain pleasure out of watching them consume it, or by receiving it.
Wife: “Hey, you know what would be kinky?”
Me: “... Cum in a Coke® Can?”
Wife: “What’s that?”
Me: “... Dunno, I literally just made it up... Holy shit, I gotta put this on urban dictionary!”
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026