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Cum Bum

The act of taking a jizz on a woman's ass while she's still wearing her pants. The result of the man's unwillingness to wait for sex with his old lady creates a white stain on the woman's pants that is extremely difficult to get rid of.
Jerk #1 - "Yo brotha, there's a white stain on the back of your girlfriend's pants."

Jerk #2 - "I know. Last night I was so anxious to have sex with her, but I ended up giving her a cum bum instead."

Jerk #1 - "Word."
by Elmer April 9, 2005
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Cum Bum

An embarrassing bum cyst between the ass cheeks.
When popped, it resembles a river of cum flowing to Brown town.

1) "Cum Bum" said like an angry old man shouting at a young kid, Cummm Bummm!!!!
by Mr Cornhole October 11, 2011
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Cum Bum

A beggar, like the ones in big cities that ask for change, but instead of change, he wants cum shots. Therefore, he is the "Cum Bum."
Man: "I was walking down Jefferson in Chicago, and I saw this guy coming up to me. I thought he was gonna ask me for some change, but he wanted my semen. Isn't that gross??"

Other Man: "Yeah dude, that's fucking sick. He's the Cum Bum!!"
by Joe Kelley March 31, 2009
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cum bum

Ashley is a cum bum.
by bumbumbum69 November 15, 2010
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cum bum

when you got semen between ur butt cheeks.
"me and sally were doin the doggy. and then i skeeted on her" says jose.

" oh no way dude you gave her a cum bum!" - javier

"yeah i did!" - jose
by jay doshi1 February 8, 2009
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cum bum

Anyone whose name I can't remember.
by Stiggy May 2, 2004
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cum bum

A cum bum is simply a cum bum. Cumming in Bumming is also another way to say it.
" you're such a cum bum"
"Fuck you Cunt"
by Bailey Brown lover March 24, 2019
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