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Someone who uses a cult-like belief system to justify their cunt-like behavior while convincing themselves they are actually being enlightened, helpful, or spiritually evolved.
Every time I talked about a real problem, he explained how I manifested it. Total cult cunt.

I said my roof was leaking. The cult cunt said I was attracting moisture energetically.

The cult cunt always had a spiritual explanation for why everyone else was the problem.

The cult cunt spent an hour explaining why accountability is a low-vibration concept.
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Cult of Cunt

A group of bitches, typically in a school, who pick on random, weak, introverted males for no reason given. Charismatic in a way just to bring more members.
Henry: Who are those bitches chasing me?
Chris: Because that "Cult of Cunt" has seen you as their 'chosen one'!
Cult of Cunt by Jishis Crest September 10, 2022

cult of cunts

a cult of cunts. you know that popular group of people at school or at the office, especially those in snobbish schools, that when one of em doesnt like you, they all dont like you on general principle. they normally form social gatherings, tell you about them but dont invite you just to make you jealous.
Eddy: Hey, Jimmey, did you hear about tonights party, it gonna be epic!!
Jimmey: Hey, sounds cool, can I come?
Eddy: Soz Bro, to many people as is.
Bobby: Hey, Jimmey, what was Eddy talking about?
Jimmey: Oh, nothing, he was just making it clear that he is part of a cult of cunts.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026