CryptFiend- 

One who browses DoBRP's forums in his spare time. CryptFiend- normally doesn't maturbate to female baboons, but on the weekend, the urge is just too strong. Despite his undersized, amorphous penis (the head got blown off in the war), CryptFiend- is a sexual maniac! Often preying on young girls, such as those who read girl's life and sell cookies, CryptFiend- quenches his sexual desires with such toys as pickles, coffee beans, and icicles. Ever the prankster, and always the ass, CryptFiend- is the ideal forum browser.

See also, ass, jackass, dumbass, fucktard, retard, moron, ignorant, uneducated, pedophile, necrophiliac, stubby penis, wanker, shit head, faggot, faggit, fag, homosexual, newb, noob, newbie, lam0r, PWNED

Mommy! Mommy! Look at that CryptFiend-!
Run inside son, tell dad to fetch his gun. I'll go for help!
HELP, POLICE! HELP!

CryptFiend- by Conicle November 3, 2004

Crypt Fiend 

Arachnoid Undead unit that can be effective against most Night Elf players since all they do is make Chimaeras and weak ranged units. When one masses Crypt Fiends in Warcraft 3: Frozen Throne online team games, they are often depended on to kill enemy air units because 'Fiends can cast Web on them.

After a couple of Creature upgrades, the 'Fiends become the best anti-air units in the game because their Piercing attacks are highly potent against most flying units. Give them a Death Knight with Unholy Aura and they are perfectly fit for shooting down everything. They suck against building structures, though.

Even if you have a 56k Internet connection, you have no excuse for not owning this online game. Just make sure no background programs are running and delete spyware using Ad-aware because lagging can be a real pain in the ass.

Noob-idiot (to All): OMG fucking spiders everywhere!
BSer-man (to Allies): I can't believe you guys still won after I bsed you.
Serpent (to Allies): you suck at bsing
Serpent (to All): crypt fiends > chims. hope you learned your lesson. gg k? thnx

Noob-idiot has left the game

Crypt Fiend by Erik "Serpent" Tilton December 9, 2004

cryptofied 

When your best friend is in tulum texting you photos of her and her boyfriend. Meanwhile you been sitting in front of two computer screens watching charts and being a degen.

I been out here living but I’m worried about you because you haven’t left the house in 3 days and you’re splurging on JPEGS. Have you been cryptofied?

cryptofied by Lilbiiiiiiitchhhh November 27, 2021

cryptofied 

When your best friend is in tulum texting you photos of her and her boyfriend. Meanwhile you been sitting in front of two computer screens watching charts and being a degen.

I been out here living but I’m worried about you because you haven’t left the house in 3 days and you’re splurging on jpegs. Have you been cryptofied?

cryptofied by Lilbiiiiiiitchhhh November 27, 2021

Cryptofendic 

Cryptofendic krip-toh-FEN-dik

adjective

1. Relating to, or characterized by, the encryption and protection of information to defend against unauthorized access and ensure privacy.
2. Employing strategies or technologies that obscure or shield digital information, making it inaccessible or unreadable to unintended recipients or systems.

Cryptofendic krip-toh-FEN-dik

adjective

1. Pertaining to the integration of specialized patterns or designs in clothing that disrupt digital algorithms, preventing the collection or interpretation of personal data, thus ensuring the wearer’s privacy.

2. Relating to the application of fashion and technology to create garments that offer a defense against surveillance and tracking technologies.

Usage: With Evasive Elegance LLC’s cryptofendic apparel, the algorithm-disruptive patterns woven into the fabric provide a stylish solution to maintaining one’s digital anonymity in public spaces.

3. Pertaining to the use of specialized vinyl wraps for vehicles featuring patterns that interfere with digital recognition systems, effectively cloaking the vehicle from certain forms of electronic detection and tracking.

Usage: The Evasive Elegance LLC’s cryptofendic car wraps offer drivers an additional layer of privacy by disrupting camera-based tracking algorithms, ensuring that their travel remains unmonitored and their location private.

Cryptofendic by Veil Couture February 23, 2024

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008