A very friendly drug dealer/stoner that just wants to be your friend and talk about illegal substances all day.
by Joi Bray October 10, 2008
CRUIZE IS A KING, gets multiple women with his dashing mullet. Makes all the females wet. He has the fastest car out of his friend group and he’s proud about it. Don’t step in front of Cruize’s way or YOU’LL get trampled!
by Mummasboy69 November 23, 2021
A closet homosexual pretending to be Alpha Male, looking "cruising" for young impressionable males see T. Cruise
by the_mink November 02, 2012
if you have no friends your a cruiz baker
by biggest love handle June 11, 2023
by StickerSwitcher April 30, 2012