Person A : What's the best jelly brand?
Person B : Crofter's
Person C : Smuckers?
Person B : F A L S E H O O D
Person B : Crofter's
Person C : Smuckers?
Person B : F A L S E H O O D
by Sir. Sing-a-alot May 18, 2019
Crofter.
Or
Crofta (for people who can't spell or are actually from the croft)
People with low self-esteem and no moral standards ofter found in scum infested council estates. Easily recognisable by a can of special brew in one hand a fag in the other and a mouth like a burnt out fuse board.
Or
Crofta (for people who can't spell or are actually from the croft)
People with low self-esteem and no moral standards ofter found in scum infested council estates. Easily recognisable by a can of special brew in one hand a fag in the other and a mouth like a burnt out fuse board.
Ofcourse you stole that money out of my bag your a "crofter""crofta"
Best get to post office for my dole otherwise my lecki will run out like a proper "crofter""crofta"
What do you mean my kids are black that's just muck forgot to pay my water cause I iz a "crofter""crofta"
Wake up in the morning feeling like a "crofter""crofta" get my jobless arse outta bed for 12 walk to the postie with ma tinni pushing ma pram with ma kiddi fuck knows who the dad is could be the local Paki
What's got 500 feet and no teeth??.... the post office cue on dole day
Best get to post office for my dole otherwise my lecki will run out like a proper "crofter""crofta"
What do you mean my kids are black that's just muck forgot to pay my water cause I iz a "crofter""crofta"
Wake up in the morning feeling like a "crofter""crofta" get my jobless arse outta bed for 12 walk to the postie with ma tinni pushing ma pram with ma kiddi fuck knows who the dad is could be the local Paki
What's got 500 feet and no teeth??.... the post office cue on dole day
by upperclass fuxker November 17, 2013
A beautiful musical About the Jam Crofters sung by Thomas sanders himself
. He sings of how wild blueberry who knew that their bafoonery would bear fruit so Devine. Even he doesn’t have the vocabulary to describe what he’s feeling inside
. He sings of how wild blueberry who knew that their bafoonery would bear fruit so Devine. Even he doesn’t have the vocabulary to describe what he’s feeling inside
by Fander_2319 March 3, 2020
An effect in science discovered by Daniel Crofter where 2 objects have certain interactions with each other. These interactions can be a variety of different things. Many values of objects can change based on the Daniel Crofter Effect.
"Hey have you heard of the Daniel Crofter Effect." - guy 1
"Yeah don't they teach it in middle school?" - guy 2
"Yeah they do." - guy 1
"Yeah don't they teach it in middle school?" - guy 2
"Yeah they do." - guy 1
by xxx_swagmastertommy2210_xxx November 10, 2020
by Wharton Halfpiece III jr. January 23, 2018