Crocodile Tweet

It's the same as crocodile tears but in tweet form. For instances when celebrities tweet "R.I.P. John Q. Celebrity" because it's the hip thing to do, not because they really are mourning the person. In fact they couldn't care less and probably even contributed to his drug addiction.

Rihanna crocodile tweeted: "Cory Monteith, may your spirit be at peace, and may you fly with the angels... Heartbreaking, my prayers are with all of his loved ones!"

Mia Farrow added: "Rest in peace Cory Monteith. Sad, very very sad."

Crocodile Tweet by Jumbybird August 26, 2013

Crocodile teeth 

A slang term used to describe long and pointy bullets. (Usually .300 Blackout, 5.56 and 7.62 rounds)

I have two drum mags, both filled with crocodile teeth.

Crocodile teeth by Malandro. December 3, 2020

crocodile teeth 

When you elastic pants are too tight that they leave an impression on your skin.

"Do you see her crocodile teeth?"
"Yeah, looks like she needs to buy a bigger pair of pants"

crocodile teeth by Barnhart13 June 22, 2016

It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth 

A phrase referring to a situation you are a part of. You say it to refer to said situation.

“Man, I just failed that math exam, shit sucks” -Person 1
“You know what they say, It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth “ -Person 2

It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth by AnonymousUrbanUser778 March 15, 2024