Family Face Crippler

Similar to the Crossface Crippler the Family Face Crippler is the real finishing move of Chris Benoit the WWE wrestler. It involves choking your family to death then offing yourself over the course of a weekend.

You better watch your tongue or I'll use the Family Face Crippler!

by Kris Benwa July 2, 2007

cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

Slipped me a crippler

To get passed duff information that causes severe embarrassment.

Sorry mate I thought you were gay. Steve really slipped me a crippler there.

by Ralph King October 16, 2008

Slip Him A Crippler

The artform of sneaking up behind someone, pulling the back of his pants over his head whilst raising your knee up between his leg rapidly.

Stealth wedgy cripple slipper!
Slip him a crippler & watch from a distance!

by Squapstars October 17, 2011

The Crippler Cross-Bo

The signature finishing move of Rochie aka Bo Rochie.

This move has been known to be used after his victims are adequately incapacitated by the constraints of alcoholic beverages.

Oh my god King, he's goina do it, its The Crippler Cross-Bo

by Joseph Anthony Gibbons July 11, 2008

cock crippler

A fat chick that likes to get on top during sex. An obese woman that enjoys the cowgirl position in bed.

"That fat bitch Sarah tried to get on top of me last night after she blew me. She's such a cock crippler".

by BillSchmaggle March 21, 2018