Crimp

a two person song, half singing, half talking.
words rhyme and sometimes repeated.
Created by the English comedies noel fielding and Julian Barratt of the Mighty Boosh, funniest show in the world and the sexiest men.

Crimp Pancake Song by Julian Barratt and Noel Fielding
The Mighty Boosh Show Series 3

eggs, milk and flour, pancake power,
Look at the milky yellow sunshine face.
Flip it now, flip it now, oh
Flip it now, flip it now, oh

Same are salt
same are sweet
same are fruit
same are meat

The time we used the chive
it really came alive

Edable frissbies
Spring time Tuesdays

i like to Boggie

by Unknown female March 03, 2008

Crimp

A person with limited abilities. They are often seen as less intelligent and can be used as replacement for "retarded".

I heard Kevin is a Centrist. He's such a crimp.

by superfantasticswagbitches January 17, 2020

Crimp

The act of cutting off ones poo mid-evacuation using ones anal sphincter

"I had to crimp that one right off as i was late for the bus"
"I had to crimp that one off abit early or ide have choked that hoe"

by Big jakesy and little jakesy September 19, 2005

Crimp

A crimp is when a pimp gets a severe cramp anywhere on his body

The swaggy pimp got a horrible crimp

by UltraHerp July 25, 2014

Crimp

Crimp is when two or more people make a random on the spot song, which normally makes no sense what so ever.

Loose some weight -

better loose some weight fatty-Ciaren
banana, banana, banana- Johnny
jogging, jogging-Callum

All sang together in unison. :D

Lets go crimping for money

by Callum The one the only January 09, 2008

Crimp

On the toilet having a good dump.

Poping to the loo to crimp one off

by ej2095 July 01, 2014

Crimp

Rudys house

Aye let’s go to the crimp and smoke

by Hshxbsuxjjejd May 11, 2018