Crimp

A person with limited abilities. They are often seen as less intelligent and can be used as replacement for "retarded".

I heard Kevin is a Centrist. He's such a crimp.

by superfantasticswagbitches January 17, 2020

Crimp

The act of cutting off ones poo mid-evacuation using ones anal sphincter

"I had to crimp that one right off as i was late for the bus"
"I had to crimp that one off abit early or ide have choked that hoe"

by Big jakesy and little jakesy October 03, 2005

Crimp

A crimp is when a pimp gets a severe cramp anywhere on his body

The swaggy pimp got a horrible crimp

by UltraHerp July 24, 2014

Crimp

Crimp is when two or more people make a random on the spot song, which normally makes no sense what so ever.

Loose some weight -

better loose some weight fatty-Ciaren
banana, banana, banana- Johnny
jogging, jogging-Callum

All sang together in unison. :D

Lets go crimping for money

by Callum The one the only January 14, 2008

Crimp

On the toilet having a good dump.

Poping to the loo to crimp one off

by ej2095 July 01, 2014

Crimp

Rudys house

Aye let’s go to the crimp and smoke

by Hshxbsuxjjejd June 04, 2018

Crimp Crimp

The act of pinching one's penis to the point of no return. The victim will no longer be able to walk, masturbate, ejaculate, become erect, or perform any sexual actions.

Kai gave a real bad Crimp Crimp to Will in the locker room. He was crying in pain for hours!

by ld0301 July 02, 2021