cream of mushroom soup

Often offered to a girl as a more than healthy dose of some of that sticky icky from your mushroom cap right down her throat after being on a long hiatus from sexual relations.

After months of anticipation Eva was anxious to try Julian's main course, his cream of mushroom soup

by Duane Dinio July 24, 2008

Cream of Mushroom Soup

When a girl is sucking you off, you bust in her face and then you mushroom stamp her.

Sandy, I got cream of mushroom souped last night!

by Lindsdawg February 21, 2010

Cream of Mushroom Soup

Man Juice; jizz cum The shit that comes out of you dick dude.

"Have you given your chick the daily alloted amount of Cream of Mushroom Soup Yet"

by Zein July 1, 2006

cream of mushroom soup

When your partner lays upside down and you shoot your load into their nostrils, making a nice creamy batch of a sticky white-sauced-soup in their nose

I can’t wait to make her a bowl of cream of mushroom soup

by teddykreuger October 21, 2025