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Food included cream cakes when "doing a runner" in Starbug and tried to bluff shooting himself to prevent Lister reclaiming his body.
Term used when somebody has gone nuts, and it can only be attributed to going as to be poisoned by cream cakes.
Food included cream cakes when "doing a runner" in Starbug and tried to bluff shooting himself to prevent Lister reclaiming his body.
Term used when somebody has gone nuts, and it can only be attributed to going as to be poisoned by cream cakes.
Rimmer: Leave me alone or you-know-what happens.
Cat: He's bluffing.
Rimmer: I'm not bluffing.
Lister: I think he means it, man. He's flipped. It must be cream cake poisoning!
In everyday use:-
Guy 1: Did you see Fred the other day? I think he's gone nuts!
Guy 2: Must have cream cake poisoning.
Cat: He's bluffing.
Rimmer: I'm not bluffing.
Lister: I think he means it, man. He's flipped. It must be cream cake poisoning!
In everyday use:-
Guy 1: Did you see Fred the other day? I think he's gone nuts!
Guy 2: Must have cream cake poisoning.
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