cream cakes

Take a warm cupcake (store-bought is fine, too, just microwave it). Cut it in half and stick your hard dick in between the two pieces. Then squeeze and stroke until you cum.

Last night, My parents went out so I cream caked

cream cakes by Tok Kim April 17, 2004

butterscotch cream cakes 

When a caucasian woman has a fat ass

Aye bruh did you see lil mama over there with those butterscotch cream cakes

butterscotch cream cakes by Chubbz54 February 19, 2018

Sour cream potato cakes 

Eating jizz out of someone's ass cheeks.

I had a some sour cream potato cakes for breakfast this morning!

Sour cream potato cakes by Hoe Inn June 21, 2009

Fudge cakes and cream! 

A swear word to replace the word f*ck when you're with children

Ah! Fu- FUDGE CAKES AND CREAM!

Fudge cakes and cream! by dogegobbyFFS September 30, 2016

Cream Cake Day 

September 29th, the day that women get to enjoy sexual liberation and a layered cream cake, by having sex with three men, one after the other, until they all cum inside her.

I love Cream Cake Day, having all that cream inside me, leaves me feeling stuffed.

Cream Cake Day by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 18, 2023

Cream cake poisoning 

Flipped. Bat shit loco. Coined by Dave Lister In the UK Sci-fi sitcom Red Dwarf episode "Bodyswap" after Rimmer makes off with Lister's body. Being a hologram, Rimmer had not been able to eat real food since dying and went overboard.

Food included cream cakes when "doing a runner" in Starbug and tried to bluff shooting himself to prevent Lister reclaiming his body.

Term used when somebody has gone nuts, and it can only be attributed to going as to be poisoned by cream cakes.

Rimmer: Leave me alone or you-know-what happens.
Cat: He's bluffing.
Rimmer: I'm not bluffing.
Lister: I think he means it, man. He's flipped. It must be cream cake poisoning!

In everyday use:-

Guy 1: Did you see Fred the other day? I think he's gone nuts!
Guy 2: Must have cream cake poisoning.

Cream cake poisoning by LoneDragoon90 November 15, 2009

ice cream cake 

the wonderful deliciousness that is chocolate ice cream on top of cookie crumbs on top of vanilla ice cream.

ice cream cake is bombbb!

ice cream cake by xooxbritt January 20, 2009