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P1: hey do you know Scott Cramer?
P2: yes.
P1: ok you want to get tacos?
P2: yes.
P1: can you say anything other than yes?
P2: yes
P1: ok, can you tell me some?
P2: no.
P2: yes.
P1: ok you want to get tacos?
P2: yes.
P1: can you say anything other than yes?
P2: yes
P1: ok, can you tell me some?
P2: no.
by Gamer 39 September 13, 2020
Former hedge fund manager and best-selling author. Cramer hosts CNBC's "Mad Money" program and is the co-founder of TheStreet.com.
Person 1: Who is Jim Cramer?
Person 2: Oh! He told me to buy the NYSE (stock symbol: NYX) at about $100. That fucker said the stock would increase to $250! Now it's well below $65 and I'm getting raped in the ass. The worst part is that I'm all out of lube!
Person 2: Oh! He told me to buy the NYSE (stock symbol: NYX) at about $100. That fucker said the stock would increase to $250! Now it's well below $65 and I'm getting raped in the ass. The worst part is that I'm all out of lube!
by I've Lost Everything August 16, 2007
The so called "Crammer effect" is a phenomenon where the host of Mad Money, Jim Cramer, will announce that a stock/crypto will go one way, but the actual long-term outcome will be the absolute opposite of said prediction.
1: Oh man, I invested all of my money into Coinbase stock like Cramer said "Coinbase to $475" on his show Mad Money
2: Jim Cramer ? Have you never heard of the Cramer Effect ?
1: I guess I shouldn't listen to his advice anymore.
2: Jim Cramer ? Have you never heard of the Cramer Effect ?
1: I guess I shouldn't listen to his advice anymore.
by LilGanja1337 May 11, 2022
Host of CNBC's Mad Money. Most widely known for the skull fucking he took from Jon Stewart on The Daily Show in mid-March, 2009.
Person 1: "Hey, did you see Jim Cramer on The Daily Show yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yeah. Jon Stewart totally skull fucked that guy."
Person 2: "Yeah. Jon Stewart totally skull fucked that guy."
by grhooked March 26, 2009
Jim Kramer gave Netflix a buy rating.
Price just dropped $100. Cramer effect.
“No! No! No! Bear Stearns is fine,” Cramer shouted in response to the question. “Do not take your money out. Bear Stearns is not in trouble. If anything, they’re more likely to be taken over. Don’t move your money from Bear. That’s just being silly. Don’t be silly.”
Price just dropped $100. Cramer effect.
“No! No! No! Bear Stearns is fine,” Cramer shouted in response to the question. “Do not take your money out. Bear Stearns is not in trouble. If anything, they’re more likely to be taken over. Don’t move your money from Bear. That’s just being silly. Don’t be silly.”
by Nstan January 21, 2022
The act of buying Put options on a stock or fund recommended by network TV shills like Jim Cramer, thereby making a profit when the stock price inevitably tanks.
Motley Fool said I should forget Gamestop and buy Roku, so I did an Inverse Cramer and used the gains to buy more GME!
by qualidafial March 22, 2021
When Jim Cramer highly recommends a stock on "mad money" and it goes up significantly the next day.
While much can be attributed to his fine acumen, his popularity can not be factored out of the resulting uptick.
While much can be attributed to his fine acumen, his popularity can not be factored out of the resulting uptick.
I expect to get a "cramer bounce" on my joy global shares tomorrow (joyg) after he touts it on his show tonite...
by gregory trayne May 29, 2008