Will steal and fucking bang your wife to infinity and beyond. Very handsome and attractive, ladies man. I fucked yo bitch cuh
by fucked yo bitch cuh March 6, 2020
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That white MF that stole my weed.
Hey, where's my weed? I know, that MF Craig took it all!!!
by Trechey February 4, 2010
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Craig is his own species, so uncultured that it's not even funny anymore.
Craig: *says something stupid* *being ignorant*

Me: Stop being such a Craig, UGhhh
by Cora Austin February 20, 2019
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dude: hey i'm about to sell something
other dude: try selling it on that list craig made
by csuki March 26, 2020
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Verb or noun. To Craig: to have sexual intercourse withtout proper protection. i.e. a condom. Inspired by former professionnal hockey player, coach and executive Craig Mctavish, last NHLer to play without a helmet. Expression used in certain regions of hockey-mad Canada as well as Belgium. A close analogy is drawn here between the protection offered by hockey helmet and the one provided by a condom, which might be referred to as a "penis helmet".
"Chuck craiged a bagger last night, I really hope she was clean". "Another craig? No wonder your balls hurt!"
by LeDawg December 6, 2009
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A Craig is someone who impregnates girls of younger age, sometimes several generations below them.
Oh look at that couple she's totally been Craig'd

She's how old? That's half his age. What a Craig.
by MilMulligan September 12, 2019
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Someone who consistently marks or scores lowers than those around him (or her), and saves their '10s' or perfect scores for very rare occasions.
Ref: Craig Revel Horwood, a judge on the popular UK TV show, 'Strictly Come Dancing'.
He said my report could have been better written, but I think he was just being a bit of a Craig.
by kerfoofle November 24, 2010
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