C.r.a.i.g
Charming.Romeo.Administering.Intense.Gratification
I Craiged that girl all night. she will never able to be satisfied by another man or women for that matter.

That guy i went out with last night was such a Craig.

Yo man Craigin aint EZ.
by CraiginaintEZ April 16, 2009
Wow, he must be a Craig, because he's such a big dork!
by Savanaha May 1, 2016
Craig:

Craig is a total DICK. If you ever come upon a craig, you should vacate the area immediatly and go into the fetal position.
Jimmy: Oh no! is that a Craig? *runs away in panic to a safe corner and retreats to the fetal position.
by That1name October 29, 2019
a super hot version of the classic "negative nellie". except a dude with amazing eyes. who gives great piggy back rides and back rubs and protects you from mean ass goth kids. he doesn't believe in himself, but he's an awesome person deep down. i'm talking deep deep deep deep deeeeeeep down.
girl 1- dude, i need a craig right now, that goth kid just bitched at me, and we would totally go kick his ass and then craig would give me a piggy back ride.

girl 2- Y U NO MAKE SENSE
by yourmotharrr November 21, 2010
A gigantic masculine, testoterone filled, meat patty, beefcake. Who is really chill, but when angered has been known to turn green. Most common time for the rage to take hold is when wife screws him over and messes up his plans. He also is known to kick back and have a few beers when his bitch aint being testy.
" WOMAN DONT YOU BE TALKING BACK TO ME!!!!!!! I'LL GO CRAIG ON YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!"
by The tiny wrestler August 30, 2010
The most generic person on the fucking planet. They have no redeemable qualities and probably find all these 'name' dictionary definitions to be "enlightening".

They are so boring that even their name is generic -- just like Dave, Joe, Greg, Theodore.
"Craig is boring as fuck."
by Mickey_G_ April 24, 2019
Craig
Craig
by Deamario November 23, 2021