cracked the shits

the act of getting angry or mad at someone or something.

"I can't come out tonight, my mum cracked the shits at me for not cleaning my room"

"I told him I couldn't go so he cracked the shits."

cracked the shits by Schmain May 20, 2008

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Cracked the shits

Usually a clearly definable moment, when coping mechanisms devolve into chaos, fire and emotion, and your inner id is unleashed on the perpetrator.

Commonly used in Australia, especially around idiots.

Dog walker to house guest: I'm sorry, I didn't realise the the afternoon walk was cancelled? Funny, because I came all this way? No biggie. Have a great day and I’m around if you need me.

Dog walker to Dog owner. If you ever cancel the walk at the last minute again I am dropping you as a client. Do you know how many dogs I need to walk each day? How many you have now inconvenienced? Do you think I need to put up with this? You need to take a long hard look at yourself.

House Guest to Dog owner: That dog walker seemed nice. He didn't seem to mind about the last minute cancellation.

Dog owner to house guest: Yeah, nah, he cracked the shits.

Cracked the shits by TheRealPegasus April 24, 2019

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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