Coxxed

Your dick size and color of your cock is leaked

Jesus mikey just got coxxed

by Gneursh February 25, 2023

coxed!

1. Exclamation used to express joy at the fact that one's parent's facebook account has been hacked and utilized to denote a "favorite" child via facebook status.

2. Denigratory expression directed at fellow siblings when they realize that you are in fact the favorite.

1. facebook status reads: Kate loves Cara more than Mady

comment 1: Kate, Cara is playing with your account

comment 2: coxed!

2. To siblings: Did you see mom's fb status? You got coxed!

by southparkwaffles August 16, 2010

coxedo

Dressing your junk in formal attire. Top hat optional.

The best way to add a touch of class to your love making is to break out the coxedo. Avoid the embarassment of feeling underdressed and treat your lady to a classy night.

by canadiangoof May 25, 2010

coxed

When one is giving direction to a co-worker with their hands behind their back, another, sneakier co-worker comes up behind them and places or taps their junk in their open, unsuspecting hands.

Bob was showing Sally how to run a new software report, and John snuck up behind Bob and coxed him.

by Pimp Face September 10, 2010

Coxed

Beer Pong Champion.

Carly: THIS IS YOUR 5TH WIN IN BP!!!!
Taymar: IM SO COXED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by chiccalovee August 1, 2011

coxxered

So mad you can't express faicial expressions nor actions.

Person: (Looses Call of Duty match)
Also person: I'm so very coxxered right now man.

by IISteveII October 10, 2021