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Jesus mikey just got coxxed
Coxxed by Gneursh February 25, 2023
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1. Exclamation used to express joy at the fact that one's parent's facebook account has been hacked and utilized to denote a "favorite" child via facebook status.

2. Denigratory expression directed at fellow siblings when they realize that you are in fact the favorite.
1. facebook status reads: Kate loves Cara more than Mady

comment 1: Kate, Cara is playing with your account

comment 2: coxed!

2. To siblings: Did you see mom's fb status? You got coxed!
coxed! by southparkwaffles August 16, 2010
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Dressing your junk in formal attire. Top hat optional.
The best way to add a touch of class to your love making is to break out the coxedo. Avoid the embarassment of feeling underdressed and treat your lady to a classy night.
coxedo by canadiangoof May 25, 2010
When one is giving direction to a co-worker with their hands behind their back, another, sneakier co-worker comes up behind them and places or taps their junk in their open, unsuspecting hands.
Bob was showing Sally how to run a new software report, and John snuck up behind Bob and coxed him.
coxed by Pimp Face September 10, 2010
Carly: THIS IS YOUR 5TH WIN IN BP!!!!
Taymar: IM SO COXED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coxed by chiccalovee August 1, 2011

coxxered 

So mad you can't express faicial expressions nor actions.
Person: (Looses Call of Duty match)
Also person: I'm so very coxxered right now man.
coxxered by IISteveII October 10, 2021
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