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1. Exclamation used to express joy at the fact that one's parent's facebook account has been hacked and utilized to denote a "favorite" child via facebook status.

2. Denigratory expression directed at fellow siblings when they realize that you are in fact the favorite.
1. facebook status reads: Kate loves Cara more than Mady

comment 1: Kate, Cara is playing with your account

comment 2: coxed!

2. To siblings: Did you see mom's fb status? You got coxed!
coxed! by southparkwaffles August 16, 2010
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Dressing your junk in formal attire. Top hat optional.
The best way to add a touch of class to your love making is to break out the coxedo. Avoid the embarassment of feeling underdressed and treat your lady to a classy night.
coxedo by canadiangoof May 25, 2010
When one is giving direction to a co-worker with their hands behind their back, another, sneakier co-worker comes up behind them and places or taps their junk in their open, unsuspecting hands.
Bob was showing Sally how to run a new software report, and John snuck up behind Bob and coxed him.
coxed by Pimp Face September 10, 2010
Carly: THIS IS YOUR 5TH WIN IN BP!!!!
Taymar: IM SO COXED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coxed by chiccalovee August 1, 2011

coxxered 

So mad you can't express faicial expressions nor actions.
Person: (Looses Call of Duty match)
Also person: I'm so very coxxered right now man.
coxxered by IISteveII October 10, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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