courtesy flush

when you are taking a dump and it smells really bad you flush so it keeps the room from smelling like ass

John gave a courtesy flush halfway through his dump.

by laxbruh12 October 9, 2009

Courtesy Flush

when your using the bathroom at a department store and theres double stalls your goin #2 and you decide your not gonna give up after one terd so you flush the toilet after every terd to keep the stench down

i was out at walmart takin a dump and i had to do a Courtesy Flush becuase i let off 3 danks

by stewie for govenror October 15, 2009

courtesy flush

The first thing you do when you walk into a restroom and other occupied stalls. Flushing before you sit down creates enough noise in the area that other people may be able to finish their business while minimizing embarrassment from excessive flatulence.

Seeing as there was only one stall taken, and given the state of his rotting gut, John gave the other restroom occupant a courtesey flush in hopes that he would finish his business so John could get down to his with the added privacy of being the only one in the restroom.

by anonymous August 17, 2004

Courtesy Flush

Stopping for a second mid-facial to give your partner a brief moment to swallow.

Things would have gotten messy if it were not for that courtesy flush.

by Sir Vent March 10, 2017

Courtesy flush

When you double flush a toilet just to be courteous. Not necessarily a double-flusher, just to be polite.
Mostly used in awkward situations.

Matt was meeting his girlfriend Sarah's parents for the first time. They were enjoying a lovely meal when Matt had to take a dump.
This being the first time he had dumped in Mr. And Mrs. Di Carlo he flushed twice even though one should have been enough.
Matt demonstrated the courtesy flush.

by Nick DC April 27, 2010

Courtesy Flush

The act of flushing a toilet before wiping to minimize the chances of clogging

I went over to Dave's house after going on a date to Chipotle. Needed to courtesy flush to save from the embarrassment.

by JakeofGears July 5, 2018

courtesy flush

When you fuck your partner in the ass and cum, then while he/she is taking the cumshit, he/she flushes after the first major bowel movement. At the very same time, you give your dick a good wash and get your dick in her/his mouth one more time. This is actually a double courtesy flush situation.

Oh man, your dick smells, give me a courtesy flush before I stick it back in my mouth, I mean I just gave you a courtesy flush with my first big shit after you came in my ass!

by Blunt Monk August 20, 2015