country kid

sam

sam is a country kid :D

by sam the farmer June 19, 2021

County kid

People from Baltimore often refer to residents of York County, PA as "county kids". They consider them preppy and 'pussy'.

Shrewsbury is a good example of York County.

Kid from Baltimore:

"Fuck them county kids."
Or,
"He's a county kid, but he's actually pretty chill."

by Yeaaahm. December 10, 2009

County Kid

A County Kid is a name referring to teenagers typically considered to be emo and has the hobbie of riding, and getting angry at, a skateboard. They enjoy to take drugs every day of their lives and get angry when anyone says anything about them. They are usually seen as depressed or acting depressed to get attention, especially on the website: www.facebook.com and when someone tells them the truth about their problems, all the other county kids then attempt to murder the person who is honest in an attempt at keeping their primal attention seeking ways.

Jason: Hey Kieran, how's life?
Kieran: Bad, or atleast that's what people will think when they see what I wrote on facebook!
Jason: Oh yeah, I forgot you're a county kid...

Kieran: My life sucks and nobody loves me.
Jason: Well that's not true, it's just that you get into too many romantic relationships and refuse to see the faults with yourself.
Alistair: Kill him! he is an infidel!

by Pseudo-God February 23, 2012

Countryside Chav

Unlike city chavs the countryside chav is secretly middle class but acts like hes hard. Their hobbies include fucking 13 year olds and generally being a massive dick. They are usually a little chubby, their fat seeps from their adidas tracksuits. Surprise, surprise they are all white cunts. They are disliked and often disowned from their parents.

tom: what is that tracksuit guy doing fucking those minors
his friend: Don't worry thats just a countryside chav, he has no friends or family.

by JoeMAMA'SASS October 31, 2019

Countryside High School

Ghetto Ass school where there are no windows in any of the classrooms. You can call it, a prision for minors. And the school smells like feet, reeks of retarded people, and 9/10 of the population of that school gets high and drunk off their asses every weekend, and have the brain capacity of an old gum wrapper.

You know little Jimmy, he goes to Countryside high school, because he's a retard. That's the only school that will accept him for his stupidity

by Heywud Jablome April 26, 2006

"countryside alliance"

The "countryside alliance" are a body of people, including a significant number of violent yobs, who parade at every given opportunity claiming to represent the rural population of Britain. What they are actually interested in is preserving the right of cretins to ponce around draped in guns, and of equally sad people to fart around on horses dressed in pink. Meanwhile, the REAL rural issues, like housing, lack of transport infrastructure, employment opportunities etc, are conveniently ignored. Research shows that the rural population is as equally divided on the issue of hunting as the urban, so to describe themselves as a pressure group for rural issues is an arrogant yet accurate reflection of the kind of fucktard who joins a group like this. It could be argued that for a person to want to own a gun should automatically preclude them being allowed to.

Truly, the "countryside alliance" puts the cunt into countryside .

by Southern Uplander May 1, 2008

the countryside

A rural area designated for burnination.
May be sparsely populated with thatched-roof cottages and peasants.

Trogdor burninated the countryside.

by KG March 20, 2003