Count Five 

A really good band that sang an ace song called Psychotic Reaction. Nobody's ever really heard of them which is a shame as they're really cool

Me: What d'you think of Led Zeppelin?
Someone: I think they're ace!
Me: Lynyrd Skynyrd?
Someone: Ace too!
Me: Queen?
Someone: Also ace!
Me: The Clash?
Someone: Awesome!
Me: Count Five?
Someone: Who?

Count Five by count-five-fan January 15, 2005

Five finger cunt punch 

When you’re fisting a girl while listening to 5fdp

Tony: yo i was listening to 5 finger death punch while fisting kayla
James: you five finger cunt punched her?

Five finger cunt punch by Jerky finger June 30, 2018

Countiverous 

To nervously be dependant upon someone else.

Person A is countiverous of person B.

Bob countiverously asks Terry to throw him a rope so he does not fall over the cliff. Terry, Bobs un-coordinated friend, throws the rope into Bob's face and effectively knocks him over the cliff. Bob luckily catches the rope as he is falling and pulls himself to safety.

Countiverous by Hypnotyzer March 9, 2011