A highly secretive and judgmental assembly of cats, typically observed when multiple felines gather in a circle, triangle, or vaguely cult-like formation. Believed to be convening to make important decisions about the fate of humanity, the distribution of treats, or whether you’re worthy of being kneaded.
• “I walked into the living room and all three of my cats were sitting in a triangle, staring at me like I interrupted something. I think I found the Council of Cats.”
• “Don’t look directly at the Council of Cats unless you’re ready to be judged.”
• “My cat invited the neighbor’s cats over and now they’re all staring at the wall. The Council is in session.”
• “Don’t look directly at the Council of Cats unless you’re ready to be judged.”
• “My cat invited the neighbor’s cats over and now they’re all staring at the wall. The Council is in session.”
by TheRoseThorn August 07, 2025