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Cougasaurus Rex

An older woman too dried out for the watering hole who rubs up on every man that walks into the bar. It is a natural predator. Anyone under the age of 30 should beware of its powerful prowess.

The Cougasaurus Rex is often seen grabbing the backsides of unsuspecting young men.

The Cougasaurus Rex is known for the 20 second hug with a neck kiss thrown in.

If you encounter a Cougasaurus Rex, proceed with extreme caution - take every measure to not put on your beer goggles or the Cougasaurus Rex will move in for the kill.

Alternate definition:

A senior citizen cougar - A woman over the age of 60 who visits dive bars on the prowl for strapping young lads.

Characteristic qualities include: grey hair, glasses, and smelly old lady perfume.

Be Aware: At any given point a Cougasaurus Rex may sneak up behind you and sink her claws into an innocent young buck.
OMG, that Cougasaurus Rex is totally movin' in on Ted - should we save him?

Hey guys, do you think that Ted will hook up with the Cougasaurus Rex?

Yep, Ted totally hooked up with the Cougasaurus Rex - He should have left his beer goggles at home!

Cougasaurus Rex don’t care’!
Cougasaurus Rex by Erin & Ted September 4, 2011
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A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
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Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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