couchie cutters

A country saying for a pair of shorts that are showing a little to much of the vaginal area; booty shorts.

Whoa! Look at Lisa's shorts. You can almost see her flaps with those couchie cutters!

by hickyvicky February 4, 2011

couchie melt

For a female to become aroused and her vagina becomes very moist by sexual feeling.

I made her couchie melt when I grabbed her waist

by Truthmaster05 June 13, 2017

Couchy fart

The sound of a fart resulting from pushing the fart into the seat cushion of a couch.

That was such a couchy fart.

by Fluffnuggets March 28, 2022

Couchie clinch

When your wearing leggings/tights and they ride up in your crotch and this fire burn occurs.

Omg Sally went to the nurses office after she did a split because she got Couchie clinch!!! Oml what da fuck!!!!

by Official_Juba_ August 15, 2017

couchie cruncher

A person that crunches the couchie like a mad dog and leaves it looking like the piece of steak that you take out of your mouth because it's too chewy

Damn girl he eats pussy like a couchie cruncher.

by Real snigga June 7, 2017

couchie wig

A wig for your pubes.
See also; merkin

"Grab my pastees and couchie wig plox."

by mayonaise June 18, 2021

ouchie on the couchie

Fucking or fingering a girl's vagina, causing her massive pain
Usually done on a couch (couchie)

I will give her ouchie on the couchie so she better back that thang up. She's a fine mutha fucker! Her vagina is nice and juicy.

by Ya Know July 29, 2003