COTTON PATCH 

The Part of a Womans panties (if equipped) in which a swatch of cotton cloth or patch is placed to meet exactly at the vaginal area, providing a soft surface for the genital area. This part also serves as an absorbing cloth for bodily fluids such as sweat, menstrual period, urine, feces and leftover sperm from the male partner(s).

Girl, I just dirtied my cotton patch with a little pee-pee...

COTTON PATCH by Deaner Beaner November 25, 2006

cotton patch 

A hairstyle, usually adopted by elderly white women. A curly, big, fluffy, white, round ball of hair on one's head. Similar to an afro.

The hairstyle is a "cotton patch" when such "ball of hair" is so big that when you're driving behind the person in your car, you can't see around her hair.

Driver: *tries to see through the windshield of the car in front* "Man, that woman's got some big hair."

Me: "OMG, that woman's got a HUGE cotton patch!"

All: LOL

cotton patch by HexMaster August 16, 2007

Cotton Patch 

An old lady Strip club.

Hey man i was just at the COTTON PATCH there was this hot oldie but her dentures fell out while she took off her bra!!

Cotton Patch by The big phone! August 20, 2010

cottonpatch Kid 

a derrogitory term for a dark-skinned child, mainly referencing heritage as slaves picking cotton in the fields. They would pop out from behind the cotton plants and thus named cotton patch kids.

I tried to get in the public pool, but there were just too many cottonpatch kids hogging it up. Plus they were pissing in it. And they didnt smell too good either.

cottonpatch Kid by Jeb the Farmer September 11, 2010