cotton carl 

To shit in a sock (prefferably a toob sock) and then swinging the sock hitting someone in the face

I gave Ryan a cotton carl because he was being a jackass.

cotton carl by chris kristofferson April 7, 2007

Cotton Carl 

Pooping into a sock and then hitting somebody with it.

Joe was being a deuche so I gave him a cotton carl.

Cotton Carl by David Cantonicle September 20, 2006

Cotton mouthed Carl

When a stoner won't stop complaining about having cotton mouth after smoking.

"Man shut the fuck up about your cotton mouth"

"But it's like someone shoved cotton balls in my mouth"

"Don't be such a Cotton mouthed Carl"

Cotton mouthed Carl by Spootybeaver113 November 2, 2012