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Cosmic Pedophile

A person in which travels warp speed into multiple dimensions in search for children's company (preferably male).
"Woah man, I think that Cosmic Pedophile just abducted your kid!"
"What kid?"
by BigSchlong Pseudonym December 15, 2016
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