Cosmic Brownie

the most delicious food that you will ever eat. its addictive quality leaves you craving its chocolate smooth texture forever. it has a dense rich texture of milky chocolate with a thick rich chocolaty frosting with yummy sprinkles. although it is probably on of the most unhealthy things you could possibly ingest, it is completely. worth. it.

Bob: dude, these brownies are so good
10 minutes later
Bob: holy shit im going to puke, im never having a cosmic brownie again.
10 minutes later
Bob: dude those brownies were so good. im getting more.

by cosmicbrownielover July 21, 2011

Cosmic Brownie

When you take a shit from large heights and aim for the targets mouth

Dude, I just got a hooker to take my cosmic brownie.

by Cyruspeppercorn February 11, 2018

Cosmic Brownie

When colored marbles are shoved up your lovers butthole and then propmtly shit out resembling the Little Debbie snacks we love so much.

While having extramarital sex, I shoved marbles up by girlfriends ass and she shit on me, giving me a cosmic brownie.

by Wes Martin December 22, 2008

Cosmic Brownie

Clearly a cosmic brownie is a pot brownie that makes you so high that your flying through the cosmos. Hence the term (cosmic brownie)

"Woah, mann you gotta try one of these cosmic brownies. They're out of this worlllllld!"

by Daysthenamielover September 13, 2017

Cosmic Brownie

When you shit on your partners back in a square shape. Then blow your frosting in the top and drag your sack until it’s blended in to a chocolate colored cream. Then add sprinkles on top.

I was fucking sherry while watching the football draft it accidentally slipped in her ass so I had her suck it off to try to get the piece of corn out of the top of my dick. She asked if that was just in my ass. So I got the Instant urge to shit so I rolled her over and shit on her back in a cosmic brownie and continued fucking.

by Hairbrush901 November 26, 2020

cosmic brownies

A bunch brownies full of Mary Jane. They get the "cosmic" because of the hallucinations.

Who brought the cosmic brownies?

by JK47. August 18, 2007

Cosmic brownie

Is what you call a gay blackie.

Look, a cosmic brownie is sucking dick

by Keaton MW. Boltz February 19, 2021