Cort "Fucking" Allen

Strengths: can smoke a whole pack of USA golds in 30 seconds

The monster of the 607, drinker of half empty flat beer at 3:00 in the afternoon, king of whole facts

Weaknesses:
Cant drive
also doesn't have a bike and refuses to get a bus pass so
Cort Allen- a wild animal who waits in the shadows for cigs and beer
by corty boy September 3, 2019
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Quer dizer que se não há corte não há dorte 😉😉
"ELE NÃO CORTOU!"
"ELE NÃO DORTOU"
"não corte não dorte"

"Ele cortou a mão"
"Pois! Não corte não dorte!"
by mahtxfire July 28, 2020
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Expressão inglesa "No cut no dort!" trazida para Braga, Portugal.
Significa que quando não há corte, não há dorte!
"ELE NÃO CORTOU, ELE NÃO DORTOU, NÃO CORTE NÃO DORTE"

"Ele cortou a mão"
"Pois não corte não dorte"
by mahtxfire July 28, 2020
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The hottest person you will ever meet. The person with the highest iq and the longest pennis alive.
You are a very handsome person, like 2/9 of what Lucio Cortes is.
by soybiencool November 22, 2021
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a hot boy in my school that has a neckbrace but idc he still cute
Christian Cort is hot
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so kool, so swag like, he is my idol, he is a baller shot caller with a 21 inch blade. I would like to play rock paper scizzors with him he is also a house hold name (mainly because he punched ur kid at recess)
Christian Cort owns a big blue dog and cat
by aj davis_7initnotfound October 27, 2021
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