Corn Shit

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Feces, usually in log form, that is littered with undigested corn kernels, the result of our lackluster and poorly designed digestion system. God probably had a laugh about that one.

Hey, that dog just took a shit.. and OMG it's a corn shit!! It's like corn on the cob and I just want to eat it and pretend it's always autumn because that's my favourite season!

Corn Shit by stenchvictim May 19, 2004

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Corn shit

The kind of shit where you eat corn on the cob and it doesn’t digest correctly therefore the corn pieces show up in the shit when you shit.

Oh no I have a Corn shit

Corn shit by Cryxal_Rxses June 13, 2022

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Corn shit

A pre anal ritual by shitting out so much corn is cleans your asshole on the way out.

“Holy fuck, that nigga took a corn shit”

Corn shit by Yung nigglet May 8, 2021

shit corn

The pieces of corn left in your shit after you take a dump.

Dude1: I just took a shit... and theres corn floating in it.
Dude2: That's shit corn man...

shit corn by Brenden H January 6, 2008

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Corn eyed shit rabbit

An Ethiopian Can Opener shaped to look like bugs bunny. (Hint: If you use cream corn, it will look like he's crying! FUN!!)

My girfreind was complaining about my small dick, so last night I brought out the corn eyed shit rabbit. I got corn dick after it melted, but I gave her a hell of a dirty sanchez

Hey, that corn eyed shit rabbit has a peanut in his head!!

Corn eyed shit rabbit by Mr. Noyb September 10, 2008

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Shit Covered Corn

When pp smelly and weird looking.

Mom: Honey What’s wrong?
Me: I have shit covered corn.

Shit Covered Corn by Jimbo Shit Covered September 13, 2023

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I'm picking the corn out your shit

1) Understanding what another person is saying,

2) Hearing the main points of a conversation, lecture or instructions and filtering out the rest

Many uses for this phrase,

1. "Get to the Point Man, I'm having to pick the corn out your shit here"

2. "I'm picking the corn out your shit, I smell what your steppin' in, I'm picking up what you're putting down, I've been there before, it'll be alright"

I'm picking the corn out your shit by J Down** June 6, 2010

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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