Corn Shit

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Feces, usually in log form, that is littered with undigested corn kernels, the result of our lackluster and poorly designed digestion system. God probably had a laugh about that one.

Hey, that dog just took a shit.. and OMG it's a corn shit!! It's like corn on the cob and I just want to eat it and pretend it's always autumn because that's my favourite season!

Corn Shit by stenchvictim May 19, 2004

Words you can keep

Corn shit

The kind of shit where you eat corn on the cob and it doesn’t digest correctly therefore the corn pieces show up in the shit when you shit.

Oh no I have a Corn shit

Corn shit by Cryxal_Rxses June 13, 2022

Corn shit

A pre anal ritual by shitting out so much corn is cleans your asshole on the way out.

“Holy fuck, that nigga took a corn shit”

Corn shit by Yung nigglet May 8, 2021

shit corn

The pieces of corn left in your shit after you take a dump.

Dude1: I just took a shit... and theres corn floating in it.
Dude2: That's shit corn man...

shit corn by Brenden H January 6, 2008

Corn eyed shit rabbit

An Ethiopian Can Opener shaped to look like bugs bunny. (Hint: If you use cream corn, it will look like he's crying! FUN!!)

My girfreind was complaining about my small dick, so last night I brought out the corn eyed shit rabbit. I got corn dick after it melted, but I gave her a hell of a dirty sanchez

Hey, that corn eyed shit rabbit has a peanut in his head!!

Corn eyed shit rabbit by Mr. Noyb September 10, 2008

Shit Covered Corn

When pp smelly and weird looking.

Mom: Honey What’s wrong?
Me: I have shit covered corn.

Shit Covered Corn by Jimbo Shit Covered September 13, 2023

I'm picking the corn out your shit

1) Understanding what another person is saying,

2) Hearing the main points of a conversation, lecture or instructions and filtering out the rest

Many uses for this phrase,

1. "Get to the Point Man, I'm having to pick the corn out your shit here"

2. "I'm picking the corn out your shit, I smell what your steppin' in, I'm picking up what you're putting down, I've been there before, it'll be alright"

I'm picking the corn out your shit by J Down** June 6, 2010

Word of the Day on August 29, 2010

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026