Coparazzi
Obsessive cop groupies whose lives are so pathetically uninteresting that they stalk police officers. Coparazzi enjoy equipping themselves with as much authentic police paraphernalia as they can manage to get their claws on. Including, but not limited to; expensive portable police scanners, telescoping batons, high powered tasers, guns etcetera... Coparazzi are always ready to mobilize so they can be the first at even the most boring police calls to schmooze with real cops, take invasive photographs of police officers, criminals & victims. Coparazzi are often frustrated old badge cougars who make a nuisance of themselves hanging out at police stations and crime scenes in their aggressive pursuit of drama, imagined glory and, of course, their ultimate goal: sex with as many cops as possible.
I passed a horrible accident when I was driving to work and the coparazzi were all over it flashing away victimizing the victims yet again.
An amazing guy who does these really funny youtube videos my favorite is after ever after he is an amazing singer and a comedian and he's really creative
The all-too-human capacity of intellectually separating important, foundational , even life-defining beliefs onto a practical "thinking landscape" of very different measures of truth criteria.
OK, so he's a neurosurgeon and completely understands the science that dead brains can't form memories and that strokes damage the nervous system in very specific, predictable ways; yet he persists in maintaining that the bible is literal truth...clearly, he must be relying on some logic-tight compartments to avoid massive confirmation bias.
Capable of holding items such as wallets, cellphones, cards, folded up notes, pouches, USB drives, iPads, laptops, bazookas, etc...
"Women have more hiding places than men."
— Meryl Silverburgh, Metal Gear Solid
That one time that one female friend of yours pickpocketed your car keys and as you were trying to get to them, she stuffs them right there.. in Victoria's Secret Compartment.