(n.) A possibly mythical spider that is believed to make the ever so popular "fro" that typically grows on top of a male Negro's head. It was thought up by the people who speculated that a fro was not hair at all, but the finely interwoven webs of the Coon Spider.
Yolanda: "Man Tyrone! Yo fro is bodacious!"
Tyrone: "Yeeaa boiii! My Coon Spider's been workin extra hard, sumthin I'll never do!"
Tyrone: "Yeeaa boiii! My Coon Spider's been workin extra hard, sumthin I'll never do!"
by thomas anonymous August 9, 2009
Get the Coon Spidermug.