The lie that was told about the origin of drinking alcohol. The truth: Alcohol was created by a cult of fatally unattractive women who were tired of being ignored.
Over 500 years ago, ugly women were ignored, just as they are today. They were, however, smart enough to concoct a drink with chemicals that caused men to think they were attractive...or in the least, not as ugly as they really were. Ever since then, the chemical has been effectively ruining the lives and reputations of good-tasted (straight) men everywhere. This is known as the Alcohol Conspiracy.
by Domonic February 1, 2009
1. A bizarre, often improbable "theory" about something; it can be anything.
2. A pejorative term used to dismiss people who see through the federal government's bullshit.
2. A pejorative term used to dismiss people who see through the federal government's bullshit.
An example of a conspiracy theory is the belief that Paul McCartney died in a car accident at the height of the Beatles' fame and was replaced with a "lookalike" who has lived a double-life ever since. It's bizarre because no one has definitive evidence aside from a lot of cryptic lyrics in the Beatles' 1967-1970 songs, and improbable because birth records show that Paul McCartney is very much alive as of December 2022, there is no evidence of him having a twin brother (he DOES have a brother, named Peter, but he is 1.5 years younger), and if he was actually replaced by a lookalike, it probably wouldn't take nearly 60 years to find out. Not to mention, the "real" Paul would have been declared dead in absentia if this was correct, but no such ruling has been given.
Nowadays, as mentioned above, the term is often used to dismiss people who don't believe a word the government says.
Nowadays, as mentioned above, the term is often used to dismiss people who don't believe a word the government says.
by Someone who kinda exists December 3, 2022
John "Hey man hear what happened at sea world? talk about epic lulz"
Joe "That was no accident, lock your windows and doors hide the children, the whales are coming. Its a fucking whale conspiracy"
Joe "That was no accident, lock your windows and doors hide the children, the whales are coming. Its a fucking whale conspiracy"
by Concerned Citizen 69 July 20, 2010
A conspiracy revolving around the idea that African Americans purposely allowed themselves to become enslaved in order to play the race card many generations later. This insures they will receive anything they want.
The Ebony Conspiracy is about to be found out!
by ConspiracyOperator November 30, 2010
n.
1) A person who believes the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing their parents to go to bed early, in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. Or, some variation on that theme involving but not limited to the following groups, people and events: Regular vampires, specifically gray or reptilian saucer people, the Antichrist, The Freemasons, The Bilderbergers, The Trilateral Commission, The New World Order, Skull and Bones, The Illuminati, The Kennedy (or any other) Assassination, The moon landing, The 9/11 Attacks, The Pearl Harbor Attack, Area 51, or fluoridation of drinking water.
2) Kathaksung
1) A person who believes the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing their parents to go to bed early, in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. Or, some variation on that theme involving but not limited to the following groups, people and events: Regular vampires, specifically gray or reptilian saucer people, the Antichrist, The Freemasons, The Bilderbergers, The Trilateral Commission, The New World Order, Skull and Bones, The Illuminati, The Kennedy (or any other) Assassination, The moon landing, The 9/11 Attacks, The Pearl Harbor Attack, Area 51, or fluoridation of drinking water.
2) Kathaksung
If you believe Trilateral Commission Satellites are beaming mind-control rays past your tinfoil hat, you're a conspiracy nut.
by The Cabal June 22, 2007
Another term slapped on 45 because of his penchant to believe that solid facts are conspiracies and that right wing fiction is fact.
This sad, seriously paranoid and isolated poseur con artist will go down in history as the Conspiracy President since his belief that he is being victimized by conspiracies has always been the main subject of his rallies and tweets.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019
A term for conspiracy theorists and conspiracy theory addict
Plural: Conspiracy-heads
Examples: Alex Jones, Anti-WEF people, Anti-Semites, Donald Trump, Qanon, Right Wingers, evangelicals, Robert Murdoch, White Supremacists and Great Replacement believers
Plural: Conspiracy-heads
Examples: Alex Jones, Anti-WEF people, Anti-Semites, Donald Trump, Qanon, Right Wingers, evangelicals, Robert Murdoch, White Supremacists and Great Replacement believers
Conspiracy-head: Klaus Schwab is the Anti-christ!
Mike: (Angrily slaps on the cheek) He is not, Conspiracy-head. Do some research on Wikipedia
Mike: (Angrily slaps on the cheek) He is not, Conspiracy-head. Do some research on Wikipedia
by Porg009 May 20, 2022